April Confession

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 04/01/2016 at 13:25 • Filed to: April 1

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I’m actually not a genetically enhanced squirrel that escaped from a secret lab in the 50's only to teach myself how to read, write (more or less) and work on cars.

PorkchoPlissken > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:28

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I really wish you were. But that thing is terrifying.

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:31

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:0

BorkBorkBjork > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:31

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Nice try, I’m no fool

Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:31

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Not fooling me. I read your tag line. I know this “confession” is bogus.

The Ghost of Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:32

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You’re a nut

HammerheadFistpunch > BorkBorkBjork 04/01/2016 at 13:32

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nuts.

Urambo Tauro > BorkBorkBjork 04/01/2016 at 13:32

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Chipmunks are terrible liars.

vicali > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:42

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If this is still here in an hour we’ll know you are telling the truth..

HammerheadFistpunch > vicali 04/01/2016 at 13:48

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Alfalfa > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:50

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Don’t believe the lies. I’ve met him in person, he’s most definitely a squirrel.

JGrabowMSt > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:51

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Squirrel Cam at work.

spanfucker retire bitch > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:57

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No shit.

We all know you’re a hammer head shark with a penchant for punching people with your malformed shark fists.

I believe you sharks call them fins.

RallyWrench > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 13:58

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So you’re saying... you are a genetically enhanced squirrel that escaped from a secret lab in the 50's only to teach yourself how to ‘wheel a Landcruiser? That doesn’t require reading, writing, or working on it, so... whomever wrote the above is obviously a proxy for the real so-called HammerheadFistpunch, who is dictating to you! I knew it!

HammerheadFistpunch > spanfucker retire bitch 04/01/2016 at 14:03

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its getting harder and hard to pull these april fools day pranks.

Tim > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 14:25

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I was with you until I saw the bezel upside down. You’d never make that mistake Mr. Squirrel.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > HammerheadFistpunch 04/01/2016 at 17:19

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Somehow I doubt the honesty of this post.